By her many examples, she teaches man how to behave with family, friends, neighbors, and with nature herself.
A flapping of a butterfly's wing can result in a hurricane on the other side of the world.
From the laws of chaos, you learn that you are part of a large choir. You can sing your score along with the others, or you can momentarily ruin it all by screeching in the middle of someone’s solo.
When you fall down, you always fall down, you never fall up.
From the laws of gravity, you learn that when you can go with the flow, don't go against it. Don't fight it but go with it and use it to your advantage.
The sun always rises in the morning in the east, and always sets in the west and this cycle always repeats.
From the laws of cycles, you learn to take it easy. Why do things today when you can do them tomorrow. And of course there is always next week.
Older rocks are always covered up by newer rocks.
Geology teaches you that if you want to get rid of something, you should just sweep it under the rug. This works great for leaves around the front door. If you don’t have a rug in your bedroom, under the bed can be used.
Volcanoes erupt without invitation.
So can you! If you need to fart, then fart.
A high pressure brings sunshine, while a low pressure brings rain.
So If you are high, you should shine, and if you are down and low, you can cry.
Lightning comes before thunder.
Be sure to look before you scream.
Clouds rubbing cause lightning.
Be careful who you rub and be careful who you rub with.
For every action, there is a reaction.
So be careful what you do, when you do it and who you do it with.
Nature always travels from order to chaos.
From thermodynamics you can clearly see the futility of making your bed every morning, just to see it get rumpled in the evening.
Things move only when pushed.
From inertia we finally understand why we want to stay in bed when we don’t have to.
When something is pushed it moves and keeps moving until something stops it.
From the laws of momentum, we can deduce that stopping the party when you don’t have to is against natural laws. Keep the waves rolling as long as they roll.
Where there is smoke, there is fire.
This is a warning that if you smoke on the job you will be fired.
If you prick a balloon, it will go bang.
So be careful with your prick, and be careful who you bang.
Light is just visible heat.
Be aware! If you rub it too much, people will be able to see it.
The early birds get the worm.
If you want a worm, you have to get up early.
If you sing the right note, you can break a glass.
Resonance teaches us that if you need to break someone’s hold on you, screech loud enough in their ear.
Warm air rises.
If you want to rise in someone’s heart, be warm.
Warm always becomes cold.
If you have a warm relationship with someone, you have to work to keep it warm, otherwise it will cool.
When a mountain gets too high, it gets worn down, when a lake gets too big, it overflows.
This teaches an important principle. Don’t get too big. The higher you are, the harder you fall. Don’t put all your eggs in the same basket. Don’t be greedy.
A fast growing plant has a short life, while a slower growing one has a longer life.
This is a clear signal for you to slow down.
The smaller you are, the faster you move.
Do you want to be small? Of course not. So grow up and slow down.
Patterns repeat. You can see a mountain in a grain of sand, and a grain of sand in a mountain.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results. Don’t be an idiot and learn from your mistakes.
The longer you live, the sooner you die.
The underlying clear message is “Live your life like it was the last day” or perhaps it’s “Live it like it was the first day in the rest of your life.”
There is an inherent uncertainty in nature.
Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle clearly states that a clear message may have more than one meaning.
Flowers attract bees.
If you want to get laid, give her some flowers.
Poisons protect flowers from being eaten.
If you don’t want him to eat you, give him some poison berries.
Drops of water dripping from a cave roof will eventually form a thick column of rock.
If you don’t get laid but want to, persist and don’t give up.
Older rocks are always covered up by newer rocks.
Geology teaches you that if you want to get rid of something, you should just sweep it under the rug. This works great for leaves around the front door. If you don’t have a rug in your bedroom, under the bed can be used.
Volcanoes erupt without invitation.
So can you! If you need to fart, then fart.
A high pressure brings sunshine, while a low pressure brings rain.
So If you are high, you should shine, and if you are down and low, you can cry.
Lightning comes before thunder.
Be sure to look before you scream.
Clouds rubbing cause lightning.
Be careful who you rub and be careful who you rub with.
For every action, there is a reaction.
So be careful what you do, when you do it and who you do it with.
Nature always travels from order to chaos.
From thermodynamics you can clearly see the futility of making your bed every morning, just to see it get rumpled in the evening.
Things move only when pushed.
From inertia we finally understand why we want to stay in bed when we don’t have to.
When something is pushed it moves and keeps moving until something stops it.
From the laws of momentum, we can deduce that stopping the party when you don’t have to is against natural laws. Keep the waves rolling as long as they roll.
Where there is smoke, there is fire.
This is a warning that if you smoke on the job you will be fired.
If you prick a balloon, it will go bang.
So be careful with your prick, and be careful who you bang.
Light is just visible heat.
Be aware! If you rub it too much, people will be able to see it.
The early birds get the worm.
If you want a worm, you have to get up early.
If you sing the right note, you can break a glass.
Resonance teaches us that if you need to break someone’s hold on you, screech loud enough in their ear.
Warm air rises.
If you want to rise in someone’s heart, be warm.
Warm always becomes cold.
If you have a warm relationship with someone, you have to work to keep it warm, otherwise it will cool.
When a mountain gets too high, it gets worn down, when a lake gets too big, it overflows.
This teaches an important principle. Don’t get too big. The higher you are, the harder you fall. Don’t put all your eggs in the same basket. Don’t be greedy.
A fast growing plant has a short life, while a slower growing one has a longer life.
This is a clear signal for you to slow down.
The smaller you are, the faster you move.
Do you want to be small? Of course not. So grow up and slow down.
Patterns repeat. You can see a mountain in a grain of sand, and a grain of sand in a mountain.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results. Don’t be an idiot and learn from your mistakes.
The longer you live, the sooner you die.
The underlying clear message is “Live your life like it was the last day” or perhaps it’s “Live it like it was the first day in the rest of your life.”
There is an inherent uncertainty in nature.
Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle clearly states that a clear message may have more than one meaning.
Flowers attract bees.
If you want to get laid, give her some flowers.
Poisons protect flowers from being eaten.
If you don’t want him to eat you, give him some poison berries.
Drops of water dripping from a cave roof will eventually form a thick column of rock.
If you don’t get laid but want to, persist and don’t give up.
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